“Nobody loves me but my mommie
- and she could be jivin’ me too!”
It’s hard for a Deciderer inside the Beltway these days, what with no one understanding why it was necessary to release wanted terrorist Luis Posada Carilles from custody after all those years of spouting voluminous aphorisms such as “Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists.”
As the book George claims to revere more than any other says, “Ye shall know them by their fruits” (Matt 7:16 )
And where is the respect for the Edjimikashun Predzidint? Not only is Kansas abandoning their rigid adherence to his treasured “Abstinence Is All You Need” program, but when George speaks in Latrobe, Pa. at the Benedictine-run Saint Vincent College, which is headed by his handmaiden, the former head of the White House Office of Faith-Based Initiatives program - Jim Towey - why, there will actually be a protest against George, the Commander Guy!
Has the National Guard forgotten how to deal with protesters? Oh, wait! They’re all in Iraq or Afghanistan, with the remaining few cleaning up Greensburg, Kansas right now. No time for predzidents!
And what of his ability to reach out to the American people for love and understanding? That seems not to be working too well right now either. Viewers are abandoning the “mainstream” media in droves, especially from the ill-considered Glenn Beck of Official Oval Office Offal Eater CNN. As a result, it’s so much harder to get the American people to see the necessity for the veto of the oil war funding bill, a vital act necessary for the White House to reverse the lie that his approval rating is emptier than a $4/gal. gas tank in a suburban Humvee.
But what of his inner circle of Bushies? They are True Red and loyal, aren’t they? Maybe not. At least 20 have abandoned him in the last six months worth of his hour of need. Few are banging on the front doors of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue to apply for the many vacant positions for vacant partisan minds.
Will he be able to draw replacements from the business community from which most of them sprang? Not if the National Association of Manufacturers is any indication. David Sirota reports that the membership of said business group are tired of their leadership sucking Republican big toes like Dick Morris during a visit by the DC Madam’s girls, and want to pressure the Congress to cease “lobbyist-written trade policies” which are “hurting domestic manufacturers (aka. NAM members).” Money talks, and the Bushitter walks!
But is this not the group which contains the Havemores, George’s base? How could they be thinking of their own welfare at a time when their leader needs their assistance? It’s an outrage! It’s mutiny! Why, he should call out the Praetorian Guard, er, the military!
(Psssst! Don’t look now, George, but the retired generals are taking up the cause of those generals still on active duty, those who cannot act against you due to the oath they swore upon commission as officers. The retirees - Generals Wesley Clarke, John Batiste, and Paul Eaton - are buying media time for an ad campaign [Watch it!] intended to further erode public support for your failed oil war in order to save what remains of the American military. May the Freeway Blogger add this topic to his efforts to impeach George!!)
Don’t think George is completely without friends! There’s always the broad shoulder of Wealthy Texas to cry on. But as Jon Ponder of Pensito Review puts it, “There’s no hope George Bush will learn anything from his failed presidency.” Not even to rely upon crooked Texans like Tom DeLay, who will be too busy covering his own sorry hide to worry about George’s.
It’s a good thing George already knows how to pose with a guitar, for then we’ll all understand when he sings:
“Now you see why I act funny baby,
When I do the things I do”
Only we won’t be laughing.
[Abundant obsequious apologies to BB King for abusing his famous lyric for political purposes!]