Neodämmerung
Earth to George the Commander Guy! There comes a time when that’s all you can stands, and you can’t stands no more! That time is now!
Just the other day, the US “Government” of Iraq was chided by the US “Government” of the US over plans to take two months off. “For the Iraqi parliament to take a two-month vacation in the middle of summer is impossible to understand,” said U.S. Ambassador in Iraq Ryan Crocker.
Let’s see - no power 99% of the time thanks to Shock & Awe, and summer in Baghdad being when it’s needed most as the temperatures reach 55 degrees Celcius (that’s 131 degress Fahrenheit for all of you Yellow Elephant Wimps-First-Class of the 101st Fighting Keyboards - hotter than Death Valley, Ca. ever got!) - now just WHY would a puppet deliberative body with many issues among themselves (and between them and their American petroleum Strombolis) decide that maybe it was time to seek a cooler clime? Have they forgotten that they have yet to finish passing that law which donates much of their known oil reserves to American companies? The nerve! How much higher do the oil companies need to raise the pump price of gas in the United States in order to stay in business long enough for those Baghdad Bagmen to see the light and do their duty for Texas and the Republican Party?
Sometimes the applied pressure proves to be excessive. Rather than give away their natural resources through legal chicanery before they took a break, the Iraqi Parliament instead passed a motion calling for the Yankees to go home.
It only took two years for the puppets to unstopper their ears and hear the voice of the Iraqi people!
Here’s what the Iraqi people had to say to their “government”:
For at least two years, poll after poll has shown that large majorities of Iraqis of all ethnicities and sects want the United States to set a timeline for withdrawal, even though (in the case of Baghdad residents), they expect the security situation to deteriorate in the short term as a result.
Maybe it’s time for George to cease nation building in Iraq and start nation rebuilding in the United States of America. But then rebuilding doesn’t appear to be in his plans. Immediately after releasing wanted-in-three-nations airplane bomber and hotel terror murderer Luis Posada Carriles (AKA “Terrorista Cubana”), Bush ordered federal agencies to plan for a surprise, “decapitating” attack.
Is the pressure from the Congressional investigations, and the increasing numbers of Republicans opposing his war plans, and many more openly calling for the impeachment decapitation of the Bush regime, finally getting to the Son King-ster?
Maybe! With 58% of Americans “personally wishing that George W. Bush’s presidency was over” and 39% of Americans wanting Bush and Cheney to be impeached, one cannot meekly submit to the will of those mere humans over which one rules triumphant! Better to give them a hot time in that quaint ol’ DC town and flash them out of His misery with a glorious atomic martyrdom!
Such an act of ‘terrism’ - decapitating the federal government by drowning it’s cradle in a bath of radioactive Hell - would give the Commander Guy all the justification he needs to stop pretending that he’s the leader of a democratic republic, and also would facilitate his transformation into the true world tyrant he was born to be. As was said in Blazing Saddles, he needs to demonstrate that “he’s just crazy enough to do it!” How else would anyone take his claim to solitary world rule seriously?
Besides - with even Latin American cocaine traffickers preferring the euro over the dollar, it’s time to grab total power and abandon plans of vast decadent wealth before the value of the buck stops lower than George’s approval rating.
Götterdämnitt!!!
NOTE: I didn’t create the post title. It comes from a song composed by Don Davis for the film The Matrix Revolutions. No connection between the song and my post is implied or intended. The song title just worked well for my post’s purposes.